After being the victim of much of the violence during the riots this past summer, Target stores across Washington DC are suing the local… — After being the victim of much of the violence during the riots this past summer, Target stores across Washington DC are suing the local and federal governments for not marking their stores as potential red zones for riots which would have entitled them to increased federal and district security. …

In what seems to be a victory lap after finally agreeing upon a stimulus bill, Congress is publishing a book discussing the artful way in… — In what seems to be a victory lap after finally agreeing upon a stimulus bill, Congress is publishing a book discussing the artful way in which the said compromise was achieved. “We have to keep up with the times if we want to be relevant pieces of the dynamic American…

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has accused House Republicans of recklessness for trying to coerce her into making a quick decision on a… — Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has accused House Republicans of recklessness for trying to coerce her into making a quick decision on a stimulus bill to help with coronavirus financial relief. As deliberations move into their fifth month, Madam Speaker released the following statement:

Frustrated with combating the pandemic of misinformation that has preceded the 2020 election, officials will be releasing 50% of the… — Frustrated with combating the pandemic of misinformation that has preceded the 2020 election, officials will be releasing 50% of the inmates in federal prisons. While it is unclear how this will decrease the amount misinformation in circulation, officials insist that this is a crucial part of the plan to ensure an honest election. Taxpayers on the whole seem pleased that something is finally being done to fight the pandemic of misinformation and they trust that a measure such as this one is not only harmless and but also essentially guarantees results.

A new study done by the Pewww Research Institute has discovered that the majority of people do in fact believe the bullshit things they… — A new study done by the Pewww Research Institute has discovered that the majority of people do in fact believe the bullshit things they say. The study followed up with two groups of people — Facebook users and married people over the course of several years. Every time a Facebook…

New technology has allowed us to determine what percentage of the population is colluding with Ukraine. This technology works akin to that… — New technology has allowed us to determine what percentage of the population is colluding with Ukraine. This technology works akin to that which helped us determine herd immunity to coronavirus based on the percentage of people who tested positive for antibodies. Similarly, based on a sampling of US citizens taken…

Despite everyone being aware of the 2020 election, celebrities, social media outlets, and even some cities are using their platforms to… — Despite everyone being aware of the 2020 election, celebrities, social media outlets, and even some cities are using their platforms to remind laymen to register to vote via a persistence that some are calling aggressive. “I didn’t even know The City of Los Angeles had emailing capabilities given the DMV…