Shoshana NoseinSatirical ArticlesGOP Senator Describes Storming of the Capitol as “Some People Did Something”2 min read·Jan 26, 2021----
Shoshana NoseinSatirical ArticlesTarget Corporation is unclear as to why its stores in DC were not given more security ahead of the…After being the victim of much of the violence during the riots this past summer, Target stores across Washington DC are suing the local…1 min read·Jan 26, 2021----
Shoshana NoseinSatirical ArticlesCongress Writes a Book Titled “The Art of the Deal That You Pulled Out of Your Ass”In what seems to be a victory lap after finally agreeing upon a stimulus bill, Congress is publishing a book discussing the artful way in…2 min read·Dec 22, 2020----
Shoshana NoseinSatirical ArticlesRequirements for Being a Politician Include Heavy Emphasis on Learning to Play The ViolinOver the years it has seemed increasingly obvious that just about anyone can wake up one morning and choose to be a politician. Via the…2 min read·Nov 16, 2020----
Shoshana NoseinSatirical ArticlesGovernment Issues Mandate that Due to Coronavirus All Parties Must Bring Your Own Bullshit (BYOB)The governments of several states including California and New York have told residents that if they are having any sort of gathering or…2 min read·Oct 22, 2020----
Shoshana NoseinSatirical ArticlesNancy Pelosi Won’t Pass Stimulus Bill Until Her Bout of Constipation PassesSpeaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has accused House Republicans of recklessness for trying to coerce her into making a quick decision on a…2 min read·Oct 15, 2020----
Shoshana NoseinSatirical ArticlesDue to Pandemic of Misinformation, Inmates Will be Released from Federal PrisonFrustrated with combating the pandemic of misinformation that has preceded the 2020 election, officials will be releasing 50% of the…1 min read·Sep 29, 2020----
Shoshana NoseinSatirical ArticlesStudies Show That People Actually Believe Their Own BullshitA new study done by the Pewww Research Institute has discovered that the majority of people do in fact believe the bullshit things they…1 min read·Sep 27, 2020----
Shoshana NoseinSatirical ArticlesIt Turns Out Everyone You’ve Ever Met is Colluding With UkraineNew technology has allowed us to determine what percentage of the population is colluding with Ukraine. This technology works akin to that…1 min read·Sep 25, 2020----
Shoshana NoseinSatirical ArticlesCelebrities Come Out in Support of Voter Registration Day to Make it Look Like They Are Supporting…Despite everyone being aware of the 2020 election, celebrities, social media outlets, and even some cities are using their platforms to…2 min read·Sep 24, 2020----